【美國入境一段好煩又好有愛嘅對話】
有去過美加嘅朋友都知道，佢哋入境時會問你n個問題，甚至重覆又重覆驚死你作嘢咁，曾經見過有班疑似黑工就俾人問到口啞啞即時的走咗。
話說，我由加拿大返美國又俾人周我……
（下含部份粗口，因為果刻我真係等到好忟）
“What is your purpose to US?”
“Travel.”
“Travel alone?”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
“Pardon?”
“Why you traveling alone but not find someone to accompany?”
關你撚事咩。
“Uh... I don't know? No one is interested to travel with me, maybe?”
“But you travel to US every year?”
“Yes.”
“Alone every time?”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
屌你當我恐怖分子算啦。
“I guess no one is interested in US around me.”
“But you love traveling in US right?”
“Yes.”
“I seldom saw someone love to travel in US so much.”
“Well, now you meet me, haha”
“Do you have a girlfriend?”
“No.”
FBI幾時出嚟拉走我，我唔想糾纏落去。
“You don't have friends?”
“Yes, but as I said, I guess they are not interested too.”
“What's your purpose in Canada?”
“Travel as well.”
“You like Canada?”
屌你後面好多人等緊呀，玩夠未呀。
“Yes I love here.”
“So you like US or Canada more?”
“It depends, difficult to compare.”
“Got you! Go find someone to travel with! It is so boring if you can't find someone to talk in front of those landscape.”
洗你講咩？
“OK, uh I will try my best...”
“I guess I will see you next year?”
我走得未呀？
“Maybe, I hope so.”
“Good luck man, don't travel alone again!”
到底係我似恐怖分子定佢太得閒？不過呢，事後諗返成件事，又真係warm warm哋嘅，雖然佢擺明r水吹😂
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