(如果不想看我打的英文可以直接拉到下面看我另外打的中文)
Hello my people from Bao country just wanna show u guys the animation for the motions test of the pets Niku and Baku, and the super fierce attack motion of the Director Bao character. hopefully the game can be released without a hitch next month.
if it has decent sales I’m gonna have a talk with the engineers and the animators to have them add a bunch of bs functions.
And if everything goes well I’m gonna add in the “A-pei character that everyone loves so much, and there’ll also be a giant-sized Tibetan Mastiff : king of fat u can have as a pet.
I’ll let everyone know when it’s released.
There were people that used to look down on me, thinking that I ain’t worth shit being only able to draw.
I’ve encountered a self-centered, conceited mofo before during work,She was all saying that she wanted to collab with me to make a game but all she really wanted to do was to use my rep to do her own thing.
That fucking asshole thought she was the shit and everyone should bow down to her ass. She has fucking broken English skills but she was all like “I’m the fucking greatest in the world.”
She used to talk about how her mom opened up an English cram school for her, some shits about her studying abroad in England for fucking 9 weeks and that she’s da shit for doing so, and also she kept bragging that even the CEO thinks her English is very good.
But guess what tho, her retarded ass can’t even speak or write in proper English. She fucking not only spoke with a retarded accent but her grammar is all over the place, but yet she had the balls to bitch and laugh at others when they make a mistake in English, saying shit like “Didn’t that guy study in England, how come his writings are crap?”
And she would even use onomatopoeia phrases like “ewww” or “eek” or “ouch” to prove that her English is “authentic.”
U know what tho, if ur English is that good there’s no fucking need for u to show off like this or use berate others.
One time, I had enough and wrote a long ass complaint to the boss(About work stuff), that made her shut up for good cause the fucking retard wasn’t able to understand a word of that letter.
That bitch thought she’s better than everyone else and she’s not shy to it.
What’s make matters worse is that she hates dogs cause she thinks dogs are filthy animals.
When my dog Baku passed away she made some nasty remarks that I’ll never forgot and forgive her.
Honest to God I’ve never seen this kind of worthless piece of scum in life, that fucktard is the really the worst kind of piece of crap that I’ve ever met in my life.
Oh yea that stupid-ass motherfucking retard even once said that she was gonna work in Europe, but it’s all bs cause she aint even passed the job interview.
My violin teacher knows this retard too. My violin teacher was like: “dang girl this is hands down the worst kind of bitch being on earth”
Sorry for typing all this shit, just couldn’t stop once I got started.
I hope everyone supports the game that is about to be released.
My colleagues in Europe and I are super thankful of u guys ahhh!
給大家看一下泥褲和巴褲動作測試的動畫
還有寶總監角色超猛的攻擊動作
希望能在下個月順利發行遊戲
如果賣得不錯我就要跟工程師和動畫師吵鬧
要他們加入一些北爛的功能
如果順利一定會加入大家喜歡的阿培當角色
還有阿培最愛的超巨大的獒犬帝肥(阿肥)當寵物
到時遊戲釋出了再跟大家說
曾經有些人一直看衰我看不起我
因為我不喜歡念書上課都在睡覺
我不是不會念書是我不想念而已
他們覺得我只會畫圖沒屁用以後會餓死
只有我阿嬤支持我常常跟一些牌友炫耀
說我孫子畫的好漂亮啊之類的
但大部分的人都覺得我以後會沒出息
我之前的工作遇過一個非常自以為是又自私又跩的同事
說很想要跟我一起做遊戲然後利率對半分
我那時就覺得這個人心機很重為何我要授權給妳
我知道她只是想要利用我的名氣有夠現實的
(還很跩說不做也沒差啊我不求妳我有收集其他作家的資料等等)
那個混蛋覺得自己很唱秋
其他人都是白癡都很笨她很看不起別人
她曾經跟我說現在的人基因越來越差所以智商都很低
每天上班一副我超屌不屑跟大家講話的樣子
那傢伙英文明明很爛還在那邊很囂張
說什麼她媽以前為了她還開英文補習班
說她去英國遊學九個禮拜很屌
說老闆覺得她英文很好(老闆是加拿大華人)
幹放屁 講話文法錯一大堆王八蛋
她還會嘲笑其他人英文很差很爛
說英文差的人沒資格升上更高的職位
說那個誰誰誰知道不是去英國唸書
怎麼打出這種爛英文啊之類的
那傢伙還會故意學外國人的噁或其他語助詞(例如好痛之類)
假裝自己是純正的在海外生活的華人
我覺得英文這種東西夠用就好
如果你的英文真的很強很屌
你他媽的就沒有必要像這樣炫耀或斥責別人
有一次我因為在工作上的事情很煩(上面的人一直塞東西給我)
我給我們CEO寫了一長篇全英文訊息抱怨和建議(關於工作)
然後我傳給她看她就閉嘴了(我很確定她沒看或是她用GOOGLE翻譯)
幹因為她根本看不懂全部的文章王八蛋
那人也看不起別人覺得自己很屌
一點都不會覺得不好意思
最糟糕的是她超討厭狗
她覺得狗很噁心很骯髒
她說她這輩子最討厭狗
在我的狗巴褲過世時她還對我說了超狠毒的話
我永遠不會忘記也永遠不會原諒她
老實說我一輩子沒看過這種爛貨
真的是我遇過人品最差最自私的垃圾
喔幹那傢伙曾經說要去歐洲工作等等
在那邊唱秋結果面試根本沒過
我小提琴老師也知道這個王八蛋
她說天啊這是世界上最爛的人類
真對不起打了這麼多狗屁
真是一打就停不下來真的很氣
希望大家支持我們即將上市的遊戲
我和我的歐洲同事們都超感謝你們
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- 關於laugh at中文 在 滔科技 Facebook 的最讚貼文
- 關於laugh at中文 在 Bikepacker Min - 單車背包客 Facebook 的最佳解答
- 關於laugh at中文 在 CH Music Channel Youtube 的最佳貼文
- 關於laugh at中文 在 Tristan H. 崔璀璨 Youtube 的精選貼文
- 關於laugh at中文 在 CH Music Channel Youtube 的最佳解答
- 關於laugh at中文 在 Relax Chinese 放鬆學中文 的評價
laugh at中文 在 滔科技 Facebook 的最讚貼文
回想起 4 年前的今天,那篇獨具一格的新聞稿;還好大家沒跟著這樣做,我會崩潰!🤣
中文版:
你笑 ; 你哭,
你愛 ; 你輸,
你玩樂 ; 你奮鬥,
你工作,工作,工作..
你問Why ?
你想改變,
你有夢想,
你是大膽,
你不可擋。
你就是你。
我們聽見你,
我們看到你,
向你學習,
一切為你。
精彩的你。
HTC U Ultra:全是為你
HTC U Ultra 為你的精彩而生
他照映你
以傾城絕美的全新液態表面設計與你匹配
銘記著你
惦記你生活的點滴細節,成為更貼心的夥伴
把你放上心中頂點
嶄新雙重顯示設計,型塑更加便利的生活
傾聽著你
為你的天生雙耳調出獨一無二的音頻
為你最動人的一刻而生
正反兩個UltraPixel相機,捕捉動人生命的一切光燦細節
照映著你
映射你的一切野心
全新3D曲面水漾玻璃,反射著你懾服眾人的一面
不只光澤豐潤,何止脫俗地對稱,流線鏡面如琉璃般,照映出最美的光線
揮散的晶礦色彩,層層鎖進精光外表的每一個角度
柔順地融進外型兩側,不著痕跡的躺在手掌之中
永遠向你學習
HTC Sense Companion2會學習您的生活習慣
在下雪的天氣裡,會建議你穿著更暖和,以及提早下班回家
或者是提醒您要將手機充電,以避免手機電量不夠持續到回到家
除此之外,還能在愉快的周末,推薦你最好的餐廳
它了解你-並且會隨著使用的時間,更透徹的了解你3
給你最真摯的回應
聲控辨識功能-最真實且自然的方式與你互動
HTC U Ultra 會辨認且回應你的聲音,甚至當手機處於睡眠狀態時
也能保持手機定位功能、接聽或是拒絕來電、暫停或是關閉鬧鐘等功能
只要你說出來,HTC U Ultra都能聽得到
永遠把你最重要的擺在第一
持續獲取更新資訊且不受干擾
全新雙螢幕設計,只要運用你的指尖滑動,即可提供給你所需的訊息
提供快速且方便的方式,讓你能夠快速地使用你常使用的功能
例如:你最喜愛的聯絡人、應用程式、提醒功能、事件通知等
因為,對於你最重要的,我們將永遠將它擺在第一
傾聽著你
每個人的內耳構造就跟指紋一樣獨特
HTC USonic4能以類聲納波分析你的內耳,並調配你專屬的音頻
就像手機裡有一個音效師
微麥克風傾聽你耳內反射的音波
左耳、右耳各一個
分析反射出的音頻將耳機調配出最適合你音響
保留所有聲音的細節
無論是在圖書館或是在派對中,都能將耳機調整到不受當下環境噪音影響的最佳程度
HTC BoomSoundTM立體聲喇叭帶來如脈動般的音響
採用如頂級音響的分離式聲音設計
高音喇叭在上,低音喇叭在下
4個全指向麥克風捕捉定位來源聲
能錄製360度全方位不失真的聲音
無論是在搖滾樂現場或是在音樂廳,隨時隨地隨心所欲
挑選最佳的U
隨心所欲拍攝最精彩的自拍
前置相機可任意在1,600萬畫素與UltraPixelTM之間切換
可視需求選擇UltraPixel的超感光–
特別適合在燭光晚餐時
或是1,600萬畫素的高解析度–
特別適合在拍大全景時保留所有的細節
拍攝你
所有的手機相機都標榜能拍出最棒的照片
而我們是業界評價最高的
12萬畫素的UltraPixel主相機
可在夜晚時拍出清晰、快速對焦的較佳影像
讓你絕不錯過捕捉任何一個好畫面
HTC U Ultra
完美對稱
絕美彩色3D立體雕琢鏡面
精巧細薄
搭載HTC Sense Companion、HTC USonic 3D立體音響及豪華雙鏡頭
打造呈現最極致的U– the #BrilliantU
詳情請參閱:htc.com。
HTC U Play:適合享樂的你
HTC U Play。展現喜愛享樂風格的你
他照映你
以傾城絕美的全新液態表面設計與你匹配
銘記著你
惦記你生活的點滴細節,成為更貼心的夥伴
傾聽著你
為你的天生雙耳調出獨一無二的音頻
為你最動人的一刻而生
正反兩只UltraPixel相機,捕捉動人生命的一切光燦細節
照映著你
映射你的一切野心
全新3D曲面水漾玻璃,反射著你懾服眾人的一面
不只光澤豐潤,何止脫俗地對稱,流線鏡面如琉璃般,照映出最美的光線
揮散的晶礦色彩,層層鎖進精光外表的每一個角度
柔順地融進外型兩側,不著痕跡的躺在手掌之中
銘記著你
HTC U Play 搭載HTC Sense Companion2
你的生活小助手,永遠知道你要什麼
內建聲控辨識,僅照你所說,依你所做
接聽或掛掉電話、延遲或取消鬧鐘、發送簡訊
只要透過簡單指令,不用雙手也能輕鬆操控你的手機
他不僅懂你,還能隨著時間學習,更了解你。3
It knows you – and it’s made to evolve and get to know you better over time.3
傾聽著你
每個人的內耳構造就跟指紋一樣獨特
HTC USonic4能以類聲納波分析你的內耳,並調配你專屬的音頻
就像手機裡有一個音效師
微麥克風傾聽你耳內反射的音波
左耳、右耳各一個
分析反射出的音頻將耳機調配出最適合你音響
保留所有聲音的細節
無論是在圖書館或是在派對中,都能將耳機調整到不受當下環境噪音影響的最佳程度
拍攝你
隨心所欲拍攝最精彩的自拍
前置相機可任意在1,600萬畫素與UltraPixelTM之間切換
可視需求選擇UltraPixel的超感光
或是1,600萬畫素的高解析度
1,600萬畫素的主相機可在夜晚時拍出清晰、快速對焦的較佳影像
讓你絕不錯過捕捉任何一個好畫面
HTC U Play
完美對稱
精巧細薄
搭載HTC Sense Companion、HTC USonic音響及3D立體雕琢的鏡面
打造呈現最極致的U– the #BrilliantU
詳情請參閱:htc.com。
英文版:
U laugh, U cry
U love, U lose
U play, U fight
U work, work, work…
U question why
U want change
U dream big
U are bold
U are unstoppable
U are U
We hear U
We see U
We learn from U
It’s all about U
To the brilliant U
HTC U Ultra: It’s all about U
Introducing HTC U Ultra. Made for the brilliant you
It reflects U
Beautiful with its sophisticated new liquid surface
It learns from U
Evolving as your companion, getting to know you better over time
It puts U on top
Convenient with a new Dual Display
It listens to U
Unique in adapting sound to your personal hearing
It captures the best U
Vivid light, color and detail with UltraPixel cameras front and back
Reflects U
Your ambitions – reflected
A new, beautifully 3D contoured, liquid surface that’s designed to reflect the best you
Lustrous, symmetrical, curved glass construction1 reflects light beautifully
Color from vapored minerals layered to add depth and brilliance from every angle
As the polished surface bends and blends seamlessly into the side of the phone
Allowing it to nestle perfectly in your hand.
Learns from U
Introducing HTC Sense Companion2
The personal companion who is always learning from you
Suggesting you dress warm and leave for work earlier on a snowy day
Or reminding you to charge if it figures you need more power to last until you get home
And even recommending the perfect restaurant when you’re away for the weekend
It knows you – and it’s made to evolve and get to know you better over time.3
Responds to U
Voice recognition – the most natural way to interact
HTC U Ultra can recognize your voice and respond, even if it’s asleep
Navigate your phone, take or reject calls, snooze or dismiss alarms, and more
Just say the word.
Puts U on top
Get updated, not interrupted
The new Dual Display gives you the information you need, at your fingertips
Perfect for fast, convenient access to the things you use the most
Like your favorite contacts, apps, reminders, event notifications and more
Because what’s important to you should always be right on top.
Listens to U
Every person’s inner ear is as unique as their fingerprint
HTC USonic4 analyzes your inner ears with a sonar-like pulse, and then adapts to you
Like having a sound engineer in your phone
Tiny microphones listen for the sonic reflection in your ears
One in the left ear, one in the right
Analyzing the reflected tone to optimize the headset just for you
Now you can hear the details you were missing.
Whether you’re in a library or at a party, you can adapt your headset to suit noise levels around you.
HTC BoomSoundTM Hi-Fi edition speakers deliver pulse-pounding audio
Featuring separated sound design like leading acoustic systems
Tweeter above, woofer below
While four omnidirectional mics capture positional sound
Recording 360-degree immersive audio that’s just like being there
At the rock show. In the concert hall. Anywhere you want.
Pick the best U
Take brilliant selfies anyway you like
Easily switch between 16MP and UltraPixelTM in the front camera5
So you can choose between unparalleled light sensitivity* of UltraPixel –
Perfect for candlelit dinners –
Or the high resolution of 16MP –
When you want the biggest shot with the most detail.
Captures U
Every phone camera claims to take great photos
Ours is rated the industry’s best
The 12MP UltraPixel main camera delivers less blur, faster focus, better photos at night
Because every photo is important to you, anytime, anywhere.
HTC U Ultra
Perfectly symmetric
Beautifully colored 3D curved glass
Exquisitely thin
Featuring HTC Sense Companion, HTC USonic with 3D Audio, and magnificent cameras
Built to reflect the best U – the #BrilliantU
For more information please check: htc.com.
HTC U Play: For the playful you
This is HTC U Play. The playful phone that fits perfectly in your hand
It reflects U
Beautiful with its sophisticated new liquid surface
It learns from U
Evolving as your companion, getting to know you better over time
It listens to U
Unique in adapting sound to your personal hearing
It captures the best U
Vivid light, color and detail with UltraPixel cameras front and back
Reflects U
Shine on with the 5.2” smartphone designed to reflect the best you
A new, beautifully 3D contoured, liquid surface
Lustrous, symmetrical, curved glass construction1 reflects light beautifully
Color from vapored minerals layered to add depth and brilliance from every angle
As the polished surface bends and blends seamlessly into the side of the phone
We’ve paid special attention to each detail.
Learns from U
HTC U Play comes with HTC Sense Companion2
The personal companion who is always learning from you
It even comes with voice recognition built-in
So it’s able to respond to your voice –
Just say the word to navigate your phone, take or reject incoming calls,
Snooze or dismiss an alarm, send messages and even begin hands-free navigation.
It knows you – and it’s made to evolve and get to know you better over time.3
Listens to U
Every person’s inner ear is as unique as their fingerprint
HTC USonic4 analyzes your inner ears with a sonar-like pulse, and then adapts to you
Like having a sound engineer in your phone
Tiny microphones listen for the sonic reflection in your ears
One in the left ear, one in the right
Analyzing the reflected tone to optimize the headset just for you
Now you can hear the details you were missing.
Whether you’re in a library or at a party, you can adapt your headset to suit noise levels around you.
Captures U
Take brilliant selfies anyway you like
Easily switch between 16MP and UltraPixelTM in the front camera5
So you can choose between unparalleled light sensitivity* of UltraPixel
Or the high resolution of 16MP for whatever meets your need
The 16MP main camera delivers less blur, faster focus, better photos at night
Because you never want to miss that perfect moment.
HTC U Play
Perfectly symmetric
Exquisitely thin
Featuring HTC Sense Companion, HTC USonic adaptive audio, and 3D curved glass
Built to reflect the best U – the #BrilliantU
For more information please check: htc.com.
laugh at中文 在 Bikepacker Min - 單車背包客 Facebook 的最佳解答
【素人推薦文-最重要的夥伴】
四年前,我請在旅途中遇到的兩位好朋友,幫我寫一段他們對我的感想。不愧是我的好朋友,所以在兩年前,我終於收到了其中一位瓦倫的回覆(我們是拖時間比賽嗎XD)。當我現在要把他們整理到書裡面時,覺得NG的片段也太好笑了,所以決定一刀未剪的放上來給大家瞧瞧,你就會知道,在路上可能會遇到什麼樣沒頭沒腦只會拼命講幹話的好朋友 :D (以下是我的翻譯,原文可以往下跳到最後)
「兩位:
我終於找到時間寫些句子給Min,這真的不是一件容易的事情,因為當我開始認真寫個三句話之後,就會忍不住接一些廢話進去。這真的不是一件容易的事,試想看看,如果你得寫一篇關於某人好話的文章,但其實你心裡清楚她其實是個騙子,因為她總是跑去搭火車?
因此,這是我第一個嘗試:
Min是一個像金一樣純的人,她充滿愛和精神,總是穿白色衣服。她沒有騎車,而是在地球上飛行了50厘米。 不...他媽的!
第二次嘗試:
親愛的人們,我必須警告您:這本書是一本幻想小說!如果作者寫了幾公里這樣的文字,很有可能實際上是公尺;當她寫單車時,她意味著火車;當她寫帳篷時,其實指的是一間三星級酒店。
第三次嘗試:
關於第一個騎單車的背包客女子從德國乘火車到臺灣的簡短故事。
我第一次遇到Min時是在德黑蘭的土庫曼大使館大樓外。她問我:「您是Vali嗎?德國人,騎單車前往烏茲別克斯坦嗎?我是Min,我也想去那裡,我們可以一起騎嗎?」
那時候,我不想結識其他騎單車的人。某方面來講,我已經聽夠別人的故事,並很享受自己一個人的旅行。自從我的旅伴朱莉從伊斯坦堡離開我之後,我便開始享受旅途中的寂靜與寂寞。所以我並不想和Min一起旅行,但我只是回答她:「好吧,...是的,好吧,如果我們都能順利拿到簽證,就可以一起騎車。」於是她問了我的聯繫方式,最後她也真的打電話給我一起去領取簽證。
我們開始一起旅行時,我的伊朗簽證只剩9天,因此我每天必須不斷地趕路,我不確定Min是否能夠跟上,因為這將會改變騎車的節奏。但是當我開始認識Min時,我發現她是一個有趣的女孩,一個只燃燒熱情就打算從慕尼黑回到臺灣的女人,充滿了理想和天真。
她只是單純的展開了計劃,在還不知道接下來會發生什麼事,也沒有任何騎乘單車和露營經驗的情況下。她帶了一個彈出式的帳篷,那種帳篷你只會為了在車上應付緊急情況而準備的帳篷;是當你可能在開高速公路回家的路上,因為太過於勞累,而決定扔出這種圓形帳篷休息一下才會用到的那種。而她的單車也沒有前袋,所以她所有的裝備都扛在單車的後面以及她的背上,因為她竟然背了一個背包!實際上,她是第一個騎單車從德國到臺灣的背包客。這就是Min令人印象深刻的一件事:她有這個想法,然後她做到了。
她得到一台贊助的單車和一些贊助的裝備,然後就拿著這些東西展開旅程。她的思考模式不像我這樣的德國人,在計劃開始之前必須擁有完美的單車和完美的裝備。對她而言,在還沒有這些條件之前就可以動身了。我永遠不會知道她何時開始計劃,以及為何要做這趟旅行,我想連她自己都不確定,即使在書裡她告訴了你們不同的故事。
所以在伊朗的時候,我們開始認識彼此,而我的內心也開始轉變,我發現和Min一起騎車真是太好了。
有一天我們還遇到了香港人Senda,傍晚我們一起紮營時,他們兩個在抱怨伊朗米飯因為不夠粘稠,所以不能用筷子吃。請想像一下,有三個人聚集在他們各自的帳篷前,在伊朗沙漠中繁星密布的星空下,而我這顆德國馬鈴薯陷入了一場關於米飯的討論之中。我不得不為自己大笑,當我告訴他們在煮飯時我加了鹽時,他們倆都非常生氣。從這種情況下,我了解到米對於Min、Senda和其他將米作為主食的人來說是非常重要的。於是,我決定再也不會煮米飯給他們,因為他們比我更知道如何煮好米飯。
之後Senda前往阿富汗,Min和我前往馬沙德(Mashad),我們就此分開直到在烏茲別克再度相見。在土庫曼斯坦的途中,我遇到了一個叫雷蒙,又名骯髒的旅行者的瘋子,我們一起前進,當我們離開土庫曼斯坦時,我們又遇到了Min,組成一個黃金三角的夢幻單車隊。雷蒙非常熱愛騎單車,是一個非常可愛的傢伙。我們三個在一起的時刻如此獨特,在一起共享每一天,只有在夜晚時,被帳篷的薄布分開。我們一起騎單車,一起出汗,一起奮鬥,一起度過美好的夜晚,同時在帳篷前烹飪美味佳餚,共享非常愉快的自由與自主的時光。當我現在回想起來,不得不承認那是我一生中最美好的時光。Min是其中很大的一部分。
如果您想進一步了解Min和她的冒險經歷,則必須購買此書。真是太神奇了,我在馬桶上翻起書頁,就在那待了兩天,直到看完為止。讀這本書就像呼吸吉爾吉斯斯坦高原的空氣一樣,就像在雷蒙身後騎車並聞到他的屁味一樣。這將是一本暢銷書,是一本令人難忘的書。絕對推薦!買吧!」
-Valentin R (一位來自德國的瘋狂自行車旅人,和Min一起旅行了兩個月)
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來來來~想要一起蹲在馬桶上兩天的請往這裡請
👉https://pse.is/minbook
🤭我個人是很好奇, 他到底蹲了兩天看什麼東西?
🤔不要說我的書沒有德文版, 連中文都還在做編輯...
🤫到底是看了什麼啊...? XDDDD
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(原文)
Hey guys,
while staying for four days in Bangkok to repair audio amplifiers for rich Thai men I finally I found the time to write some sentences about Min and it was really not easy, because when I start writing something like this, I will write bullshit after three sentences. It is really not easy. Have you ever written something about another person and you have to talk good about this person while you know she is a liar and always went by train?
So the first try:
Min is pure gold. She is full of love and spirit and always wears white clothes. She is not cycling, she is flying fifty centimeters over the earth. NOOOOO fuck it!
second try:
Dear people, I have to warn you: this book is a fantasy book! If the author writes about kilometers on the bicycles she meant probably meters. When she writes bicycle she means train, when she writes tent she means three star hotel.......NOOOOO shit!
third try:
A short story about the first backpacker woman on a bicycle who travelled from Germany to Taiwan in a train
The first time I met Min was at the Turkmen embassy building in Teheran when she encountered me and asked: „Are you Vali, the German guy travelling to Uzbekistan by bike? I am Min, I also want to go there and I wanted to ask you if we can ride together?“
At this time I didn't want to know any other cyclists, somehow I was bored to hear stories of others while I was having a great adventure by myself. I enjoyed the silence and loneliness on the road since Jule, my cycle mate, left me in Istanbul. So actually I didn't want to travel with Min in the first moment, but I just answered to Min: „Well,...yes..., ok, if we get the visas we can ride together.“ So she asked for my contact and she really called me to pick up the visas.
I only had nine days left in Iran before my visa expired so we had to go really quick and I didn't know if Min was able to catch up. It was a change in rhythm for my bike tour, but when I started to know Min I found out that she is a funny girl with a burning ambition to fulfill her aim travelling by bicycle from Munich in Germany to her home country of Taiwan. A woman full of spirit and a good portion of naivety. She just started the trip without knowing what will come and without any experience of cycling and camping before this trip. She was equipped with a pop up tent, the kind of tent you have in the car for an emergency, when you are still on the highway and you get to tired to drive home. So you have this kind of round tent that you can throw and it pops up as a tent by itself. She also didn't have front panniers (bags) on her bike, so all her equipment was in the back – and also on her back, because she was wearing a backpack! Actually she was the first backpacker on a bicycle to travel from Germany to Taiwan. And that is the impressing thing about Min: she had the idea to do this trip, so she just did. She got a sponsored bike and some kind of sponsored equipment and she just took this and started the tour. She didn't think the German way like me who had to have a perfect bicycle and perfect equipment before I started. No, she just started without any spare parts for the bicycle, without any experience in cycling and camping. I never found out when she started to have this idea and why and probably she doesn't know herself even if she tells you different in this book.
So in the time in Iran we got to know each other and my mood was turning and I found out that it is nice to cycle with Min.
On day we also met Senda, an Hongkongnesian guy and in the evening Min and him were complaining about the Iranian rice, because it is not sticky so you cannot eat it with chop sticks. So you must imagine three people in front of their tents under a really nice Iranian starry sky in the desert and me as a German potato in the middle of this rice dicussion. I had to laugh for myself a lot and when I told them that I put salt in the rice when I cook it, the both got really angry. From this situation I learnt that rice must be something really important for Min, Senda and other people that eat rice as staple food. This night I decided to never cook any rice for them, because the knew it always better in terms of rice.
Senda went on to Afghanistan and Min and me went on to Mashad and we divided there to meet up in Uzbekistan again. On the way through Turkmenistan I met a crazy guy called Raimon a.k.a. Dirty Traveller and we went on together and when we left Turkmenistan we met Min again forming the golden triangle of cyclism, a dream team. Raimon is really passionate about cycling and a really lovely dude. We three had so much unique moments together, sharing the whole day together, only the nights we were divided by the thin cloth of our tents. We cycled together, we sweat together, we fighted together, we had nice evenings together while cooking nice dishes in front of our tents and having a really good time of freedom and self-determination. When I think back to this time now I have to admit that it was somehow the best time of my life. And Min was a big part of it.
If you want to know more about Min and her adventures you have to buy this book. It is totally amazing, I read it on the toilet and stayed there for two days until I finished reading. Reading this book is like breathing in the air of the Kyrgizian Plateau, it is like smelling the fart of Raimon while riding close behind him. It is just a best seller. It is the book that takes you and never leaves you. Absolute recommendation! Buy it!
laugh at中文 在 CH Music Channel Youtube 的最佳貼文
《Walpurgis》
wonderland / 僅屬兩人的仙境
作詞 / Lyricist:梶浦由記
作曲 / Composer:梶浦由記
編曲 / Arranger:梶浦由記
歌 / Singer:Aimer
翻譯:CH(CH Music Channel)
意譯:CH(CH Music Channel)
English Translation: thisisars
背景 / Background - ひとば - 標本:
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中文翻譯 / Chinese Translation :
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英文翻譯 / English Translation :
https://genius.com/Genius-english-translations-aimer-wonderland-english-translation-lyrics
日文歌詞 / Japanese Lyrics :
迷いの森にあるほんとう 探しに行く月のひかり
羊歯を踏んで足を濡らして ひたりほとり夏の小道
よく笑って泣いて見つめあって おそるおそる恋に堕ちた
ふたり歩き出した違う方へ 呼び合う声だけもどかしく
find me in the wonderland
そろそろ手を汚して 自分の欲しいものを 追いかけてみる
みつあみをほどいて 同じ星を齧る ふたりになる
寂しがって夜になって まだ明るい夢のほとり
食べかけで残した心だって ここから始まるうたになる
世界は君のものさ、どこへ行こうか、貴方は笑う
踏み外してみようか、後ろめたさが私を誘う
find me in the wonderland
どうしたって 生まれ変わるほどの 強い意志が必要だわ
慎重ないのちだった 私だけじゃ道は見つからない
星を数え繋ぎ合わせ まだ知らない夏の星座
見つめあって泣いて朝になって ここから始まる物語
もう一人じゃないのよ、夢のようでしょ、私は歌う
寂しさはひるがえり旗の元へと二人は集う
何も思い通りにならないことが始まったから
踏み外してみようか、目隠し鬼の手の鳴る方へ
in your wonderland
あなたが迷う場所に あかりを灯すために
花束一つ抱いて りりしく笑いましょう
もう一人じゃないのよ、とても怖いね、幸せなんて
寂しさはひるがえり旗の元へと二人は集う
世界は君のものさ、手が届いてあなたがいて
踏み外してみようか、愛するひとが私を誘う
find me in the wonderland
in your wonderland
綺麗な吐息になって
あなたの歌をうたって
中文歌詞 / Chinese Lyrics :
皎潔的月光為我照亮此行、於迷幻之森捕獵真心
踩踏著草蕨、潤濕了雙足,行於令人陶醉的夏日小徑岸邊
曾互相歡笑、哭泣、注視彼此,才使得我們惶恐地墜入愛戀
卻漸漸步入相異路途,竟連呼喊之聲都令人無比焦躁
請步入仙境尋覓迷失的我吧
雙手漸漸開始沾染污穢,試著放縱自身索求慾望
解開扎起的髮辮,成為共食星斗的戀人,相濡以沫
寂寞的心、鋪張的夜色,仍遊走於璀璨的夢的畔邊
早已被啃咬殘缺的心,將自此幻化為歌謠
「你已擁有了全世界,我們要去哪呢?」你莞爾而笑
「要不試著背離正道呢?」罪惡感正如此略誘著我
請步入仙境尋覓孤單的我吧
尚須一份不論如何都欲潰爛重生的強烈意志
曾嚴謹拘束的生命,卻僅自身無法尋見方向
細數繁星、相相連繫,嘗試探尋尚不知悉的夏季星座
彼此相視而泣直至天明,兩人的故事自此展開
「我已不再孤身一人,就彷彿夢一般對吧?」我唱著
寂寥的心隨風飄揚,使彼此相遇於同面旗下
乃因不如己意才使得兩人的生命交織展開
不妨背離正道、作個矇眼鬼循向掌鳴之處
步向有你所處的仙境
僅為了在你迷失之地,綻亮一絲光芒
我將為此獻上花束,兩人一同凜然而笑吧
「我已不再孤身一人,但這份幸福仍會讓人感到恐懼吧?」
寂寥的心隨風飄揚,使彼此相遇於同面旗下
「你已擁有了全世界。」向著觸手可及的你說著
「要不試著背離正道呢?」心愛之人如此略誘著我
請步入仙境尋覓重生的我吧
在那僅有兩人的仙境
化作絢麗的吐息
唱著屬於你的歌謠
英文歌詞 / English Lyrics :
Within a forest of delusion, I search for truth
The light of the moon illuminating my hunt
I step over ferns, my feet becoming wet
The water puddling on the edge of a summer path
Having shared laughter, tears, and gazes between us
Warily, cautiously, I fell in love
Along the separate paths the two of us walked
Is vexingly, only the sound of our voices calling to each other
Find me in the wonderland
Before long, my hands grow dirty
As I chase after that which my self desirеs
My braid becoming undone
We bitе down into the same star, and become a pair
A lonesome, solitary night arrives
The shore of dreams still brightly lit
A heart is left half-eaten and tossed aside
From here forth begins a transformation into song
This world is your plaything, and wherever I go
You are there, laughing
Should I try and step off the path, the unease shall beckon to me
Find me in the wonderland
Even if I must be reborn anew
I cannot go on without a strong, unshakeable will
My life has been a cautious, prudent one
And thus, only I am unable to find a path
Counting the stars, connecting them together
Into an as-yet-unknown summer constellation
Gazing at each other, I cry, and morning comes
From here forth begins a story
I'm no longer on my own, aren't I? Isn't this like a dream? I sing
Desolation flutters in the wind, and we meet at the base of its flag
Since nothing is beginning to go as I had expected
I shall try and step off the path, to the source of the hunter's clap
In your wonderland
For the sake of kindling a light in the place you wander, lost
You held a bouquet in your arms, chivalrously, let's have a laugh
I'm no longer on my own
It is incredibly frightening, about happiness
Desolation flutters in the wind, and we meet at the base of its flag
This world belongs to you, I reach out my hand and you are there
As I step off of the path, my beloved beckons to me
Find me in the wonderland
In your wonderland
Becoming a beautiful breath
Singing a song about you
laugh at中文 在 Tristan H. 崔璀璨 Youtube 的精選貼文
跟大家分享我找到的好網站!
https://itaigi.tw/ 可以翻譯,還有台語的拼音!
(完全不是業配)
學台語的第一步驟:把老台語歌練起來!跟台語比較中文算簡單!
謝謝美女@九粒Jolie 的指導!我會努力學習💪
相信台語真的完美的人不多,我們可以互相支持,鼓勵彼此多學多使用
當你講得不順(哇瓜瓜瓜(看了影片才知道))可以laugh at yourself沒關係,學新的語言本來就會遇到這種事😝 大家一起加油!
0:00 片頭 / Intro
2:22 自我介紹 / Self-introduction
4:26 《人生的歌》/ Song of Life
The first site linked above is a useful resource for those wishing to learn Taiwanese Hokkien! You can type in a word in Chinese and it will give you the frequently used character for that word as well as the romanization of it. (Not at all sponsored)
The first step to learning Taiwanese: learn Taiwanese songs! When compared to Taiwanese, Mandarin Chinese is easy.
Thank you Jolie for your help! I'll keep working on my Taiwanese💪
I think there aren't many people who have perfect Taiwanese, so let's support each other and encourage one another to practice more. When you can't quite get the words out (wa gua gua gua (watch the video and you'll know)) it's okay to laugh at yourself! These things are bound to happen when you learn a new language 😝.
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laugh at中文 在 CH Music Channel Youtube 的最佳解答
《SPARK-AGAIN》
Work it out / 無需擔憂地前行
作詞 / Lyricist:aimerrhythm.
作曲 / Composer:AlbatoLuce
編曲 / Arranger:玉井健二、釣俊輔
歌 / Singer:Aimer
翻譯:澄野(CH Music Channel)
意譯:CH(CH Music Channel)
English Translation: CH(CH Music Channel)
背景 / Background - 手の惹かれるままに - ろるあ/Rolua :
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中文翻譯 / Chinese Translation :
https://home.gamer.com.tw/creationDetail.php?sn=4912655
日文歌詞 / Japanese Lyrics :
誰もいなくなった交差点には
春の匂い 遠くなっていた
止まった日々が どんなに目をそらしても 笑い合おう
少しくらいの願いがあれば
「ああ どうにかなる」って 今 そっと思うよ
昨日 手にいれた今日を 噛み締めるように さあ 行こう
Keep walking on and holding on
Whatever may come now
We’ll work It out 途切れないように
We’re going on and holding on
ただ果てなく続いて行く道を 唄を添えて歩けたらいいな
君がいなくなった校舎の隅で
青い記憶 描きとめていた
夏が過ぎ去って「なんだったんだろうか?」なんて 笑い合おう
少しくらいの願いがあれば
「ああ どうにかなる」って 今 そっと思うよ
昨日 手にいれた今日を 噛み締めるように さあ 行こう
Walking on and holding on
Whatever may come now
We’ll work It out 失くさないように
We’re going on and holding on
かけがえない 重ねてきた日々を
Keep walking on and holding on
Whatever may come now
We’ll work It out 途切れないように
We’re going on and holding on
ただ果てなく続いて行く道を 君の傍で歩けたらいいな
中文歌詞 / Chinese Lyrics :
在杳無人煙的十字路口
春日的芬芳氣息,漸遠飄離
在度過彷彿靜止的漫長時日後,不論別過多少次眼,仍渴望能與你繼續談笑
只要能夠抱持一點點渺小願望的話
「沒事啦,反正應該不會有事!」的想法便會浮上心頭
我將咬緊過去奮力爭取到的現在不放,那麼走吧!一起踏上路途吧!
繼續前進吧!再堅持一下吧!
不論未來會如何
我們總有辦法解決的,可不會半途而廢!
我們會繼續堅持不懈地向前邁進
哪怕走上的是不見終點的路途,倘若能彼此伴歌前行就好了
在已不見你身影的校舍一隅
試圖將過往的青澀記憶再度描繪重現
在那迎來結束的夏天,一同歡笑說著:「我們到底做了些什麼呀?」
只要能夠抱持一點點渺小願望的話
「沒事啦,反正應該不會有事!」的想法便會浮上心頭
我將咬緊過去奮力爭取到的現在不放,那麼走吧!再一起踏上路途吧!
前進吧!再堅持一下吧!
我才不怕未來會如何!
我們總有辦法解決的,可不會落下任何珍貴的回憶
我們會繼續堅持不懈地向前邁進
絕不會拋下那些一路走來無可替代的時光
繼續前進吧!再堅持一下吧!
不論未來會如何
我們總有辦法解決的,可不會半途而廢!
我們會繼續堅持不懈地向前邁進
哪怕走上的是不見終點的路途,倘若能伴在你身一同前行就好了
英文歌詞 / English Lyrics :
At the intersection alone,
the fragrance of spring dissipates.
No matter how many times I have looked away in these still days, I want to laugh with you.
If I can have some tiny wishes,
the thought of "Ah, it'll work out!" comes in my mind.
I'll bite tightly to conserve the present I obtained from yesterday. Well, let's go!
Keep walking on and holding on.
Whatever may come now.
We’ll work it out, and we won't give up halfway!
We’re going on and holding on.
Even if we walk on a road without an end, it would be great if I can sing and walk along with you.
Your silhouette can no longer be found at the corner of the school building.
I try to redraw those innocent memories.
The days when summer passed, you talked smilingly, "I wonder what we have done this summer?"
If I can have some tiny wishes,
the thought of "Ah, it'll work out!" comes in my mind.
I'll bite tightly to conserve the present I obtained from yesterday. Well, let's go!
Walking on and holding on.
Whatever may come now.
We’ll work It out, and we won't lose anything halfway.
We’re going on and holding on,
with those irreplaceable days from the past.
Keep walking on and holding on.
Whatever may come now.
We’ll work it out, and we won't give up halfway!
We’re going on and holding on.
Even if we walk on a road without an end, it would be great if I can move forward with you by my side.
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